I try my hardest, I really do. But I hardly ever hear a kind word or get any warm encouragement from my papasan. No pats on the back or "attaboys" or trips to the ballpark. I never meant to cause him shame; in fact, he's always been my hero! Can he not feel the cosmos? Does his drinking dull his senses? Why must I correct HIS mistakes, anyway? Must the sins of the father always be revisited upon the son? Oh, well...I'll keep rolling like a dutiful son should. It's all I can do in this game, Katamari. Rolling, rolling, rolling my guts out. Maybe, with time, those cold, judgemental eyes of my father will finally thaw & shine through with warmth upon me, his only son & the heir to the cosmos...
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Re: Why is the king so mean?
Mon, September 19, 2005 - 1:09 PMyou can do it !! dont give up !!! remember to always try your hardest and <insert cliche here>
seriously tho, if you keep practicing, you WILL make a big ass Katamari one day and knock his socks off. as for the sins of the father, well.....to be honest, I dont really think he was that sorry to begin with. If I didnt know better, Id swear that he actually ENJOYED breaking the universe. ;) -
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Re: Why is the king so mean?
Tue, September 20, 2005 - 10:47 AMhe aqdmits he enjoyed it... hell, the only reason he sets you to re-building the stars is because everyone was pissed at him the next morning when he sobered up
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Re: Why is the king so mean?
Tue, September 20, 2005 - 11:28 AMThe king is like a professional dominatrix. He'll scorn you, he'll berate you, darken the very sky above you and call you and your measly katamari "tepid."
But he does this so that you'll LOVE HIM MORE and strive to please him with all of your might! To earn a backhanded compliment that passes for a semblance of affection is SO gratifying~!
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Re: Why is the king so mean?
Tue, September 20, 2005 - 5:13 PMwe can also determine that the king is a "size-queen" but i won't delve any further into that
"we are positively moved to tears by the size of it"
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